Thursday, March 30, 2006

A question to anyone who can answer.

If you say that what the House of Represenatives passes or agrees upon is invalid because they are only the first people to pass judgement on a bill or law, does that mean we should get rid of the House? Is a group of elected people necessary if they are only the first step in our government? Does this mean that the Senate is unnecessary because they are technically the first ones to see the document that count... and if so this means that they too are unneccessary because they are the first ones to say or pass judgement that has any relivance to our country. So our president saying that to the reporter from CNN EN ESPANIOL, that the House of Represenatives is an unusable source for judging whether or not a bill will be passed, means that he is the only person who matters in our government and that all others are invalid to make decisions. This also negates his past as a governor and states that he is an invalid leader because he only became president... and was not born into the possition... Should we go back to devine right? Should we start praying to Gods and giving human sacrafices so that our new Pharoh will allow immigration and abortions? Should we all just put our heads between our legs and kiss our ass goodbye? Should I just move to Siberia and live with the peasants of old?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The day I caught an angel


Four hours, twelve miles, three bags full
no suffering could be more heavenly.
If I can show no other form of affection,
let my strength be my voice.
For if I was to drop, would God forgive me?
No, to be blessed with this task was my plea.
To catch glimpse of such a creature let alone feel the embrace,
is more than most men will ever achieve.
If I have to carry this angel of glistening gold and silver,
just to enjoy her company let it be so.
For there is no other form of expression that could suffice…
Let me have the liberty of awe,
let my mind wander in the hazel wells she calls eyes.
Let my arms feel her creamy skin of silk,
let my soul escape into her embrace, if only for that moment.
The day I caught the angel in my arms,
and carried her across New York.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

To Watch

To watch a man struggle between lives of pain and lives of joy 
To watch a man fall and climb to love, lust, and loathe
 To watch this man is part of my life one he is struggling to be a part of 
To watch as his worlds collide to stop this collision...impossible 
To watch as he watches his love and lust shift and disappear he sinks back into his world
To watch as he descends, an astronaut falling from the heavens to see him burn up
loose contact and plummet into the sea 
To watch the reconstruction of his will to escape his world 
To watch this man is all I can do no words or motions can suffice 
To watch is for me to learn and for him to try 
To watch him find a new way to get by to love, to lust, to loathe 
To watch this man is what it means to be a son it is what it is to be a child 
To Watch listen, see and do

A Midnight's Summer Dream


The sand is cool this time of night.
We should take our shoes off and go to the waters edge.
[This is it!] The heat from the sun has gone and the moon is full and a bright yellow.
It casts a golden wreath about you that makes you glow.
Your eyes sparkle in the light [and I am doing all I can not to slip away].

Friday, March 24, 2006

OH NO!


Cardiologist's Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...
I'm a gynecologist".
That's when the proctologist fainted.

The three tennets


If my Family was a rock band, I'd be the indifferent bassist.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Hell Hath No Fury...

Wow.... Last night I feasted on a home-grown habenero... Which is the hottest chili on earth... If Jalepenos are a 7 a Habenero is a whopping 10... The only bad part about these peppers is that they don't hurt once.... They hurt twice.... That's right... red hot peppers flamming out of my ass (x) allllll day long..... I thought for an hour or two that I was going to die.... Literally... Felt like Satan and I were getting to know eachother from the wrong end.... But atleast the damn thing tasted good... It just kicked my ass seven ways from sunday.... Next time I eat one of the fuckers I am gonig to get a bottle of exlax just to jumpstart the expulsion and not have to worry about spitting blistering hot chilis out my ass!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE ZZ TOP

When I woke up this morningI was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.