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Okay Children, time for your bed time story....
There once was a little girl from New York, who had nothing to do in her life but complain...
Every day and all night she would cry and pout
This really put her mother in a strain
She was so sad her mouth often looked like a trout
"You don't understand me!" She would yell at everyone.
Mother would reply "I love you," only to have dishes thrown and curtains undone
One day the little angry girl was complaining all the way to the market and she was hit by a truck
"Now you have something to complain about," said Mom, "What Luck"
THE END!

The Moral of this story is don't be an ass and stop complaining or you'll be hit by a truck!